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been waiting for the rpg game more but this one is pretty good so far, some opinions and things i thought were weird:
enemies arent very aggressive, took me fighting like 10 enemies until i finally found one that attacked me first and even then they attack so sporadically they are super easy to beat
passing through enemies is weird... no contact damage? feels weird

leaving left click pressed and walking makes beat walk with his fist in the air

there's no wind-down on the dodge/dash feature so even without the running shoes its possible to just right click super fast to travel faster

the jacket-wearing toad-looking guys have no recovery frames so all you gotta do is mash the left click and they wont even be able attack

i quite like it so far, the controls are very intuitive and although at first i was like eh  i soon found an alley where like 6 enemies spawned in a row as i crossed through it that shit was cool

eschewing all previous cynic paradigms, we are presented with an alternative to diogenes' trip up the mountain, wherein instead we are reduced to the simplest form in all of history, the ball, foregoing even the need for the second most important item in the game of golf: the golf club, showing us that although diogenes is not with us anymore his spirit and teachings still hold true, the same way he cast away his last drinking cup we cast away the golf club and the ball simply moves by virtue of our will, the only thing that is left after the luxury of having the shape of the golf club appear and hit this ball was deemed too much for our cynical developer friend, who in true cynical spirit decided that original ideas too were too big a burden and completely unnecessary to the human existence. thusly we are presented with a masterpiece, replacing foddy's slight australian accent with a thick spanish accent we are indebted to ourselves to pay the modicum price of 4.99 usd (3.99 if you buy it on sale you opportunistic neoliberal) for this original retooling and, albeit more pragmatic and cynical, barebones version of a 7.99 usd game, truly the watershed moment in all of recent independent video gaming milestones

ah yes finally my years of not paying attention to high-school level geography, history and arithmetic pay off i can finally play this trivia game which only requires that i be a neet with too much free time

but hey the girls are cute, play it for the girls, and the trivia, and the girls again

why wouldn't you download this virtual museum for a foreign indie developer that's only published three games?